FAQ
Orders & Payments
What payment methods do you accept?
All major credit/debit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and probably mind control if we ever figure it out.
Can I use more than one discount code?
Nope. This isn’t a flea market. One code per order.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Yes—but only before we start printing. Once production begins, it’s locked in and headed to the launch pad. Contact us ASAP.
Where are your products made?
We print on demand using facilities in the USA, Europe, and beyond—so orders are shipped from the closest location to you.
Shipping & Delivery
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Earth-wide. Mars is still pending.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Production usually takes 2–5 business days. Delivery time depends on your location and delivery method but on average its:
- USA: 3–6 business days
- Europe: 3–8 business days
- Rest of the world: 7–15 business days
How do I track my order?
You’ll get a tracking link via email as soon as it ships. Click it. Refresh it obsessively. We won’t judge.
Only part of my order arrived, where's the rest?
Multiple item orders might ship from different locations. Don't worry, keep an eye on tracking links and rest assured the rest of the item/s are on the way.
Returns & Exchanges
What’s your return policy?
You have 30 days from delivery to let us know if something’s wrong. We accept returns if:
- It’s unworn, unwashed, and doesn't smell like gym socks from 2004
- It’s in original condition
- You email us first so we can send you the right return address
Who pays for return shipping?
You do—unless it was our fault (damaged or wrong item), in which case we’ll fix it free.
Can I exchange for a different size?
Yes. You cover the return shipping, we send the new size free. Exchanges happen after we get the original back.
My item arrived damaged or misprinted.
Email us within 30 days with photos. We’ll replace it free, no returns needed.
Random but Important
Do you really sell “the official merchandise of planet Earth”?
Yes. And if aliens ever shop online, we’ll be their go-to.
Do you hide Easter eggs on the site?
Yes. Keep your eyes open—you might score extra discounts or secret drops.