How Intergalactic Business Was Born

We wish we could tell you there was a grand strategy, market research, or a midnight lightning strike of genius. But truth is, we just wanted a name that made zero sense, and yet, somehow, felt like everything we were about.

For months, we threw around names. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. Some we wrote down. Some we forgot two minutes later. Some we were too embarrassed to say out loud. Every time one of us thought we had it, Mikus would ask Rudolph:

“But do you feel it? Like really feel it?”
And every time, it was a no.

Until one day, we met at Intergalactic HQ (aka Rudolph’s flat), determined to lock in the name once and for all. Two hours in, no progress. So Mikus said, “Let’s stop trying to make sense. Let’s go full nonsense.”

Somehow we drifted into space talk… Earth... exporting memories… and then Rudolph just blurted out:

“INTERGALACTIC BUSINESS.”

Silence. Five seconds. We looked at each other.
Two more seconds of silence.
Then... uncontrollable laughter.

It made no sense. But it also made perfect sense.

It felt like us. Like our high school humor, our random energy, our unspoken connection where you didn’t need to explain the joke to get the joke.

I looked at Rudolph and said:

“This is it. Intergalactic Business. That’s us. That’s our mission. To collect, preserve, and export Earth’s best memories before this planet eats itself alive.”

We shook hands.
Drank a beer.
Shook hands again. And drank some more beer.

Then Rudolph bought the domain, locked down the socials, and secured the name right after, because this thing felt too good not to protect.

That photo? Yeah, the one with just the two of us. That’s from that day. That’s the exact moment Intergalactic Business was born.

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If you’re still reading this, first of all, what’s wrong with you? Second of all, thank you. Seriously. From the bottom of our hearts.

Thank You!

We poured our stories, jokes, and childhood memories into this site, and the fact that you’re here means the world to us.

You're the kind of person we built this for: curious, nostalgic, maybe a little chaotic but in the best way possible.

So here’s a little something for being that person:

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(Just don’t tell the others. Let them suffer.)